What to write on a dirty trailer door?

Feb 4, 2007

2:20 AM

So I've been thinking. What can I write on the back of my truck to let people know that I am not your average truck driver? I thought about etching things on dusty trailer doors, or failing that, getting some tempera paint for the purpose. I've considered the following slogans;

America... love it and hump it.

College dropout.

Either I've got a gun and I'm hauling drugs, or I'm on drugs and hauling guns... I forget which.

You were conceived in this very sleeper.

REALLY Wide Turns... I'm not that good.

Can you believe it? I passed the drug test!

Bush Clinton Bush Clinton... God bless America the redundant.

Wake me when it's over.

Last read; On The Road.

Go ahead and pass me... I won't hit you. I promise.

If I passed you, you're high.

Well you get the general idea, but then I hit on the perfect one that I am dieing to use. It will really make people think--that is--if they understand it both ways.

Vegens Taste Funny.