God

Jul 8, 2006

9:00 PM

This is where I stand on God; I don’t know. I can neither prove nor disprove that there is a God. Sometimes I think I have a soul, but then I will stumble upon someone who appears to be missing one. So I wonder if I'm delusional. There is only one way to determine—with certainty—whether or not I have a soul, but I'm not dying to find out.

So until I die I live with uncertainty… at least until a physicist finds God. I do believe that a physicist will find God before a shaman does. Shamen [sic] seem to be better at finding excuses for people to judge and kill one another than they are at showing us where God lives.

Does God have a gender? If he does, is there a Mrs. God? Was she in the kitchen baking cookies while he was out in His garage creating the universe?