Dec 11, 2006
10:07 AM
This is a series of bulletins I posted yesterday. They are reposted here for the benefit of you who are not my friends.
Date: Dec 10, 2006 6:04 PM
Subject: Warning: Chain Bulletin
Body: Aren't chains a bit rough? I've used masking tape, and I would be willing to try straps, neck ties, nylons, and cuffs--not all of the time though. I can only play sadist once and a while. However, she did say I was "very" good at it!
Over all though, it's probably only good for variety, or to experience something new--not as a steady diet.
Chains, though, seem a bit too rough. You'd be better off with a fulltime sadist. Or do you say top?
Date: Dec 10, 2006 6:21 PM
Subject And another thing about "chain bulletins!"
Body: So far, I have 3,256 years of bad luck from NOT reposting chain bulletins.
I just spilled my drink when I showed the last posting about chain bulletins to some other customers at Caribou Coffee.
But what can I do?
I tried it once. I reposted a chain bulletin, but--contrary to the promise-- "the one I have a crush on" did NOT "dust my nuts with powdered sugar and have me for breakfast."
So there you go. I get all of the bad luck and none of the benefit.
That is, unless one of you has some powdered sugar in your cupboard.
Date: Dec 10, 2006 9:09 PM
Subject Sports bars work. What about soap bars?
Body: Here's how it would work. You Tivo all of the soap operas and rebroadcast them consecutively on widescreen TVs starting at 6 pm. Then all of the workingwomen could stop in and see them when they make their daily escape. The place would; be decorated in pastels, have overstuffed furniture, plenty of facial tissue on hand for the sad parts, and foam rubber bricks to toss at the screen whenever the bastard or the bitch make their entrance.
Instead of loads of beer, you would have a tanker truck full of white zinfadel delivered every week.
Any backers out there?
We could name it "All My Soaps."
Subject: Warning: Chain Bulletin
Body: Aren't chains a bit rough? I've used masking tape, and I would be willing to try straps, neck ties, nylons, and cuffs--not all of the time though. I can only play sadist once and a while. However, she did say I was "very" good at it!
Over all though, it's probably only good for variety, or to experience something new--not as a steady diet.
Chains, though, seem a bit too rough. You'd be better off with a fulltime sadist. Or do you say top?
Date: Dec 10, 2006 6:21 PM
Subject And another thing about "chain bulletins!"
Body: So far, I have 3,256 years of bad luck from NOT reposting chain bulletins.
I just spilled my drink when I showed the last posting about chain bulletins to some other customers at Caribou Coffee.
But what can I do?
I tried it once. I reposted a chain bulletin, but--contrary to the promise-- "the one I have a crush on" did NOT "dust my nuts with powdered sugar and have me for breakfast."
So there you go. I get all of the bad luck and none of the benefit.
That is, unless one of you has some powdered sugar in your cupboard.
Date: Dec 10, 2006 9:09 PM
Subject Sports bars work. What about soap bars?
Body: Here's how it would work. You Tivo all of the soap operas and rebroadcast them consecutively on widescreen TVs starting at 6 pm. Then all of the workingwomen could stop in and see them when they make their daily escape. The place would; be decorated in pastels, have overstuffed furniture, plenty of facial tissue on hand for the sad parts, and foam rubber bricks to toss at the screen whenever the bastard or the bitch make their entrance.
Instead of loads of beer, you would have a tanker truck full of white zinfadel delivered every week.
Any backers out there?
We could name it "All My Soaps."
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